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The Haunted Toaster
#1
and oldie but goodie.
Why do you keep the toaster? It makes good toast.
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#2
My question to her would be, "Do you butter your toast on the top or the bottom?" The Devil butters his toast on the bottom.

   

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ~ Terry Pratchett

The Paranormal Beliefs Survey  ~^*White face*^~  Paranormal Questions & Answers
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#3
Satan ruined my pop-tarts.
-DFB

Subject: I have a black cat.
Believer: Black cats are bad luck.
Non-believer: It's just a cat.
Crackpot: Black cats are part of the New World Order government conspiracy.
Skeptic: I can test if black cats are more or less lucky than another cat.
Cynic: You only have a black cat to gain power and prestige.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9iIf4tFoyE

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#4
Can't I have my bagel in peace? Not "pieces". Dayum.
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#5
Satan has some pretty cool handwriting ngl  Small Skull
 The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep.
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. * Sunny Peach Blog ミ☆ 
~*~*~Psych Butterfly~*~*~

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