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Buy stock in Bigfoot Project
For all you believers in bigfoot now is your chance to invest in a company trying to prove he exists. (Or cash in on the gullible) They only want $15,000,000. So start buying shares now so they can live the live style they deserve.
Bigfoot Project Investments filed for a public offering of stock on Tuesday, offering 20 million shares at $0.75 per share.
investing in offer, including:

The company's auditors have issued a warning that the company may fold at any time. *****I love this sentence*****
The company is burning through cash at an annual rate of $50,000 to $500,000.
Consumer preferences may change, and no one may want the DVDs the company plans on making.
Because there is no current market for the stock, there is no proof that investors may not be able to resell it.

The company has been authorized to trade over the counter (not on any stock exchange) under the ticker BGFT.
They might get $15,000,000, who knows? I mean, people give money to presidential candidates.

Let me remind you that this is a new month and I have a new quota of political humor to fill.

Subject: I have a black cat.
Believer: Black cats are bad luck.
Non-believer: It's just a cat.
Crackpot: Black cats are part of the New World Order government conspiracy.
Skeptic: I can test if black cats are more or less lucky than another cat.
Cynic: You only have a black cat to gain power and prestige.


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